Showing posts with label Separated at Birth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Separated at Birth. Show all posts

Monday, December 3, 2007

Separated at Birth...



I'm sure many of you out there have wondered where this guy Zachary Levi, better known as Chuck, came from and how he ended up starring in a new show on NBC. Well, the mystery has finally been solved. Once Jimmy Fallon found out that he had a brother, he wanted to help him out in any way that he could. And since the only way he knows how is to put his goofy face on TV, he was able to get his brother just such a gig. It's just the beginning for Zachary, but maybe someday he'll too be able to share the silver screen with the Queen.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Separated at Birth...



I'm not really sure how Lou Holtz and Jerry Van Dyke have managed to live as long as they have without realizing their relationship. Possibly it's that their interests are very different and they don't approve of each other's chosen careers. One of them was a college football coach and the other only played an assistant coach on television. Interestingly enough it was Dobber who actually put two and two together and reunited the pair. Even though Jerry has said that they will probably not spend much time together, Lou has purchased multiple seasons of Coach in hopes of somehow connecting with his new found brother.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Separated at Birth...



It was an unfortunate day for Tony Romo when he learned of his relationship with the mediocre actor Ben Affleck. You may wonder why no one knew about this until now. It's quite simple actually. Ben never really had a reason to publicize this fact since his brother was pretty much a nobody. But with Tony's new found fame and, more importantly, fortune, Ben will gladly make nice.

One must only look at Ben's filmography to see why he wants to build a relationship with his brother. It's only a matter of time before the movie studios realize that they're leaving money on the table by casting Affleck. Knowing that he could run out of money at any time, Ben is suddenly Romo's biggest fan.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Separated At Birth...



Howard Stern was surprisingly silent and had absolutely nothing to say for the first time upon hearing that he was indeed related to Slash, the long time lead guitarist. All he could manage was a brief smirk while continually running his hands through his hair. Slash on the other hand was ecstatic when he heard the news. He's been looking for a double to go on tour for him since he's getting quite old and tired. These two are also confused as to why they're receiving someone else's mail.