Separated at Birth...

It was an unfortunate day for Tony Romo when he learned of his relationship with the mediocre actor Ben Affleck. You may wonder why no one knew about this until now. It's quite simple actually. Ben never really had a reason to publicize this fact since his brother was pretty much a nobody. But with Tony's new found fame and, more importantly, fortune, Ben will gladly make nice.

One must only look at Ben's filmography to see why he wants to build a relationship with his brother. It's only a matter of time before the movie studios realize that they're leaving money on the table by casting Affleck. Knowing that he could run out of money at any time, Ben is suddenly Romo's biggest fan.